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LXGames chapter 1The League of Extraordinary GamesLXGames chapter 1 by Shadymissionary
"Boss, I know how you feel about rock music and that former call girl, Lynch. But the stadium needs the money, and the bands always bring it in. We've had dozens of suggestions to boost our profits, and the concerts are the only things that are respectable enough. So I'm gonna forget the lyrics they sing and hire'em tonight. We'll discuss 'ethics' and 'taste' while we're counting the cash."
The Las Venturas stadium wasn't usually this packed. The soccer games and public speeches by the mayor were always attended by diehard sports fans and people eager to boo the politicians. It was always only half-full each time, as people and therianths in the city found more engaging things to entertain them. But now it was filled with men, women, therianths and countless others, all eager for the music to start.
Casey Lynch was in the spotlight, with every creature in the stadium having their eyes and ears on her. Most would
LXGames Mario "I hope you understand the need for confidentiality. At the moment, it is in our best interest that the existence of Rapture and the League remain a secret. That is why we are minimizing the amount of workforce brought from the surface. We have been assured that 'Mario Bros Inc' is the most reliable handyman firm available. This is why you were selected in aiding the rebuilding of this city. Any expectations of salary and supplies will be met within reason, of course. We trust we may rely on you."LXGames Mario by Shadymissionary
Mario drummed his fingers patiently as he sat in the bathysphere. He was looking forward to his destination. By blocking off the water at strategic points, he was able to drain the pumping station near Dionysus Park, emptying out enough water for actual work to be done. This would probably be his biggest challenge yet, but he was up for it.
A voice came on the handyman's commlink. "Mario, can you hear me?"
"Of course." was the cheery reply.
Sofia continued. "I was hop
|My ongoing story|
Pokemon Dark Mirror prologue The definition of a monster is subjective.Pokemon Dark Mirror prologue by Shadymissionary
The dictionary understanding of a monster is something inhuman. However, the variety of monsters, fictional and real, is so complex and deep that the simple dictionary definition becomes obsolete almost immediately. There is only one known way to organize 'monsters' as a whole, dividing them into three categories.
There are what are called 'Pocket Monsters'. Pokemon, for short. Creatures wielding the very elements and using them for powerful combat, and yet can be tamed. Befriended. Commanded. By children, no less.
Children such as Ash Ketchum. He is young. Brave. Inexperienced, by the standards of many. In truth, however, he has seen far more than any of his rivals could dream. He has ridden on the back of legends, fought with the gods themselves, and triumphed over impossible adversity. And he is still but a child.
The second class of monster is 'human monsters'. Those draped in the skin of men, but with blackest hearts, eager to pervert
|My most popular story. Part 4: Tournament of Vengeance in progress|
DHvV: Doofenshmirtz's revenge“Curse you, Perry the Platypus!” Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz shouted to the empty room, as was tradition. His ruined Dimbulb-inator sat in front of him, his plan to make a bigger market for his brand name glasses by dimming every bulb in the Tri-state area having been stopped by Agent P. The speed and efficiency in which the platypus had broken out of the skipping-rope trap, tied up Heinz, wrecked his Inator of the day, and left the mad scientist stuck in the room was unprecedented.DHvV: Doofenshmirtz's revenge by Shadymissionary
And by unprecedented…The doctor grinned and giggled once he was sure that Perry was too far away to see or hear him…I mean completely precedented! Everything is going just as planned! Only a little longer now…
“Happy Birthday, Tri-State Area.” David Xanatos smiled as he straightened his tie. The business magnate was preparing himself for a speech at the Tri-State unification anniversary, being held at the officially designated area where M
DHvV: Casey's revenge part 2It was the seventh-inning stretch, a longer-than-usual break in the baseball game. As bizarre as the whole event was, whoever was in charge was sticking to the traditional rules of the game. Maybe that was for the benefit of the cameras, though why the thieves would be recording their hostage situation was a baffling question.DHvV: Casey's revenge part 2 by Shadymissionary
At any rate, this gave Kanga the time she needed. She hopped into the woman’s bathroom in the baseball stadium, being careful that no-one was inside or close enough to hear anything.
She didn’t need to use the washroom…she just needed the privacy it afforded. “Where is he?” She asked the seemingly empty air. “I know you’ve found him by now. No games, please.”
The empty air chuckled. “No games? What an odd place for a statement like that. This building is all about games.”
Kanga folded her arms and glared at where the voice had come from. “Tell me.”
A purple smoke suddenly materialized, lit up
DHvV: The Battle of Prince John's castle part 2It was past midnight at Prince John’s castle, and none of the guards were fully awake. Even the card guards brought in from Wonderland couldn’t motivate themselves to do their rounds with any real vigor. Prince John had thought he was so clever to ‘buff up’ security in light of Aladdin’s upcoming execution tomorrow morning…and then make sure that every guard had the same round no matter what time it was. His logic had apparently been that there would be no risk of break-ins during guard transfers, which seemed sound in theory. In practice, however…DHvV: The Battle of Prince John's castle part 2 by Shadymissionary
A card guard, designated ‘3’, was watching the west wall, opposite the building housing the dungeon. His job was to stare at the west wall for a white horse, and sound an alarm if there was a white horse. That was it. Every second there wasn’t a white horse going over the wall, he wasn’t allowed to move. There hadn’t been a white horse going over the wall for 5 hours str
DHvV: Casey's revenge Part 1Kanga tried to rub the darkness away from her eyes. What had just happened? She had just found out Roo was gone, and went to Owl’s house for answers. He was giving one of his frustrating non-answers about his cousin Dexter’s incident with the egg when there was a knock at the door, and then everything was a blur…DHvV: Casey's revenge Part 1 by Shadymissionary
It was a maelstrom of voices and noise…cold steel…what was that smell? It seemed familiar…where was she? She blinked several times and tried to steady herself. She was lying on…concrete, apparently. Had she been taken prisoner? That fox and bear had blathered about some sort of war, but she’d never dreamed that it would come to the Woods…to her family…
“Roo!” the thought of her son gave her the energy she needed to push herself over the brink of consciousness. She was wide awake now, pushing herself up to her feet. Three rats skittered away once they saw that she was awake.
It didn’t look like a pris